So....you're barrelling down the highway and realize something's not quite right. You're sitting on your left berry and your twig is definitly in the wrong postion. Basically, your wedding tackle is all buggered up. It's not to the point of screaming, although you can see that's coming (no pun). It's just time for a manly readjustment. Whaddya do? Put your hand down your pants in plain sight of God and that bus of Nuns about to pass you just for a little relief? Or do you try to be sneaky? Or do you just stop 60 other bikers so you can pop in the little boys room and readjust in private?
Personally, I'm got my hand down my pants looking like I'm auditioning for a porn movie. I get laughed at but I feel GOOD for another 200 miles.
PS I say fat guys cuz we have to work around more than the skinny guys do.
Personally, I'm got my hand down my pants looking like I'm auditioning for a porn movie. I get laughed at but I feel GOOD for another 200 miles.
PS I say fat guys cuz we have to work around more than the skinny guys do.