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Dumb things you hear in a motorcycle shop.

4.3K views 27 replies 24 participants last post by  Radioteacher  
#1 ·
In the spirit of "******* Humour" I thought I'd start this thread to allow others to share some of the dumber things you've heard people say when talking bikes or just hanging out in a bike shop.
Last week I stopped in a bike shop to pick up a few things and had my trailer in tow. One of the salesmen was looking at the rig and said to me "Nice trailer but you know if a cop pulls up behind you he won't be able to see the license plate on your bike." No kiddin, HERE'S YOUR SIGN.
 
#27 ·
I entered the local Harley shop through the back service area and on the wall was a sign that said "Join our 40,000 mile rebuild club." I asked the service guy if there was really a club, and he said yeah, so I told him thats why I bought a Victory. The sign wasn't up next time I went in.
 
#28 ·
While shopping for the Vision at the local Victory dealer, Iasked the salesman, "What are the differences between a Harley Twin Cam 96 andthe Victory Freedom 106 other than displacement?"

He said, "I'm not sure." and walked to the service desk toask Chuck, the owner of Ironhorse of San Antonio. Chuck told him loud enough for me to hear, "Whydoes he want to know that??"

I left the shop. It is no wonder why Chuck went out of business.