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Heres a little chart i came across to explain to you warmer climate people what we mean when we talk about "Wind CHill"

That is absolutly funny,funny,funny!!!mjw930 said:I've always loved this joke:
Cold Weather Behavior...
60 above zero: Arizonans turn on the heat. Minnesotans plant gardens.
50 above zero: Arizonans shiver uncontrollably. People are sunbathing in Duluth.
40 above zero: Import cars won't start. Minnesotans drive with the sunroof open.
32 above zero: Distilled water freezes. The water in Bemidji gets thicker.
20 above zero: Arizonans don long johns, parkas and wool hats & mittens.
Minnesotans throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero: New York landlords finally turn on the heat. People in Minnesota
have one last cookout before it gets cold.
Zero: People in Miami all die. Minnesotans close the windows.
10 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico. Minnesotans dig their winter
coats out of storage.
25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. Girl Scouts in Minnesota still selling
cookies door to door.
40 below zero: Washington, D.C. finally runs out of hot air. People in
Minnesota let their dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Minnesotans get upset
because the Mini-Van won't start.
460 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale).
People in Minnesota can be heard to say, "Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
500 below zero: Hell freezes over. Minnesota public schools open 2 hours late.