Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Mountainrider, Jan 27, 2016.
A couple are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary in the same room in the same hotel they spent their wedding night in.
Wife: Do you remember when we were here 50 years ago?
Wife: What were you thinking on our wedding night?
Husband: That I'd like to suck your tits dry and fphuck your brains out.
Wife: And after 50 years what are you thinking now?
Husband: I succeeded.
On her wedding day, Kate Middleton showed us how she landed her self a roayal prince and married him.
OH, come on man that fellow nor you have a thing that long..... she is tying his shoe laces, so he won't trip.......
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