Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Mountainrider, Jan 27, 2016.
Definitely the one time I'd at least be wearing a mask
Not a laugh but interesting and no place else to put it.
In Finland, speeding tickets are linked to your income
There was a man who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar and asked a guy how to get a date.
The guy said, "It's simple. I just say that I'm a lawyer."
So the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out. After she said no, he told her that it was probably a good thing because he had a case early in the morning.
She said, "Oh! You're a lawyer?"
He said, "Why, yes I am!"
So they went to his place. When they were in bed making love, the guy started to laugh to himself.
When she asked what was so funny, he answered, "Well, I've only been a lawyer for 15 minutes, and I'm already screwing someone!"
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Dad, what does Virginia mean ¿
It means what is between a woman legs
Oh ok, but then what is the meaning of **** ¿
Well son, that's the whole thing around the Virgina...
No offense to y’all that live in that fine state but…….
Hey!!! I've only done 8 out of those 11 things.
Another thing that I hope makes the list soon is being able to buy a suppressor just like a gun and not needing a trust or tax stamp.
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