Not sure if I posted this before but who cares. Was my great grandfather's 95th birthday so I called to talk to him. Grandma answered. She always called me Mike because that is my dad's name. So after finding out how things were with her I asked to speak to grandpa. Me: can I talk to Grandpa now? Gma: yes hang on a minute (hand over the phone yelling) "Cleal, pick up the phone, it's your grandson" Muffled voice: who? Gma: "your grandson" Muffled voice: which one? Gma: Michael's son Muffled voice: which one? Gma: Who is this again? Me: Chris Gma: (hand over phone) "Chris" Click bang click Gpa: Hello? Gma: Hello! Your grandson wants to talk to you? Gpa: why? Gma: he wants to wish you a happy birthday. Gpa: tell him "thank you", when is supper ready? Gma: it will be ready in 5 minutes. Gpa: ok, I'll be right there Gma: ok goodbye Gpa: goodbye Click, click Me: Hello?