I read that article. Zero chance I'd pick that damn thing up. At least not until I plugged a hole or two in it.so…just back from my wife’s colonoscopy:
Rangers in northeastern Australia were astonished when they stumbled across what may be the largest toad on record, weighing in at nearly 6 pounds.apple.news
She and the toad survived.
Of course we call her colon Australia after all it is down under.