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I ordered a chicken and an egg online.
I’ll let you know what comes first.
What’s red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?
Because it’s pointless.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
What kind of cheese isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso.
What goes up and down but doesn’t move?
Stairs.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
What did the cake say to the fork?
You want a piece of me?
What do you call a hippie’s wife?
Mississippi.
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow?
It is either one or the udder!
How do you make a water bed bouncier?
Add spring water.

Have a great day buddy, now you see what retiree's do :biggrin:
 

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These folks haven’t met my ex.
 
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