Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Mountainrider, Jan 27, 2016.
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♂- Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine myself entering a Bank, wearing a mask and asking for money.
✋- Never thought my hands would one day consume more alcohol than my liver .... ever!
- Quarantine seems like a Netflix series .... just when you think it is over, they release the next season.
- I’m starting to like this mask thing .... went to the supermarket and two people that I owe money to didn’t recognize me.
- Who was complaining that 2020 didn’t have enough holidays .... now what?
- I need to social distance myself from my fridge; I tested positive for excess weight!
- Can someone tell me if the 2nd quarantine will be with the same family .... or we can change?
- In just two weeks we will hear if there are still two more weeks to let us know that two more weeks of quarantine are needed ....
⏳- I’m planning on not adding this year 2020 to my age .... I didn’t even use it!
- We want to publicly apologize to the year 2019 for all the bad things we said about it.
♀- To all the ladies that were praying for their husbands to spend more time with them .... how are you doing?
- My washing machine only accepts pajamas .... I put in a pair of jeans and a message came “stay home!"
- If I see anyone on December 31 crying for this year ending, I will use a bottle to their head!
- After all that we have been through, the only thing missing is that the vaccine will be available only in suppository form.
- I feel like a teenager .... no money in my wallet, hair long and out of control, thinking what to do with my life, and grounded home.
Smile, release stress, and be safe! ❤❤❤
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