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trying to poo poo but only farted............actually it is not possible for a heartless baastard like me to be broken hearted. But I digress.....this morning while I am sitting on my lovely Japanese toilet aka the buttwasher, watching Asian rape porn ( just trying to learn some of the language) my doorbell rings and the doorbell camera pops up on my phone interrupting said language studies. So lo and behold it is FEMA going door to door in my hood. I tell them to hang on through the intercom and throw on some clothes to answer the door and then spent the next fifteen minutes with them trying to push me into having them file an application for FEMA funds on my behalf. I told them that I could not in good conscious do that, twice. I also doubt that anyone in my area needed FEMA funds and they should consider going to some of the hoods that actually have legitimate needs. Some of the people in the Keys that were wiped out, folks in Texas, Puerto Ricans....help them to rebuild instead of air lifting them to Florida and New York, why the hell they are going door to door in an area where there is not one single house worth less than a half million and looks like the storm never happened except for there are a lot less trees; is beyond my comprehension.

Then later as I am pulling out the BBC to go to the office I see my next door Neighbor signing their papers. When I get to the office I called him and told him what a dumb fiuck he is, doing that. I read in the paper weeks ago that FEMA was planning to do this in the hardest hit areas but they warned that people that applied and accepted FEMA funds may also be inspected by the Building Code folks to make sure repairs are permitted and done to code. Now I know exactly what damage this guy had to do because I helped him do the repairs. I know we spent more on beer and Don Julio then the material we had to get to fix the fence. I don't really care about code inspectors around because I have corrected all of my illegal stuff (well except for this one little thing I am working on now....new covered outdoor bar that I hope have done before the holidays) but he has all kinds of stuff he did with out pulling permits. They are Cuban and have 3 generations in the house. They built a Mother in law studio house in the backyard and converted the garage into an apartment that they rent out to a very attractive niece that had some problems with her immediate family. I have never been real happy about this but my pervy mind will just not allow me to complain about a hot mess bad girl next door. Hey, she is 19 and one can dream. All without permits and not even close to being to code because we are not zoned to do that shiit. So for the possibility of getting a few sheckels from FEMA by lying this could cost him big time. And he deserves what comes.

Yes I know this rant is lengthy so I will wrap it up after I make one more little point. I was discussing my morning with our Office Manager, she tells me that most of the guys in our Warehouse had applied and gotten FEMA funds. None of them had anything more than cleanup. One guy collected more than 2 grand and he and his family were not even in the country when the storm hit. I sent someone over to check his house after Irma and informed him that he still had a home to come home to. The others had minimal cleanup needed. I know this because I hired a day labor crew to clean up the property around our building and when they were finished here I offered to all of the employees to send them over to help if they needed it. No one did.

Conclusion: I GOT NO EFFING RESPECT FOR PEEPS THAT GAME THE SYSTEM WHEN THERE ARE SO MANY OTHERS THAT HAVE LEGITIMATE NEEDS. After the year we have had in Texas, Florida and Puerto Rico I don't know how those that would do this can look themselves in the mirror.
 

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Kinda like the situation I'm in. People cheating the system and screwing the honest folk that actually need help.
 

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If anyone chooses to question my peculiar language studies, let it be known that I have learned how to moan in 5 different languages. Yes, you read that right 5.
 

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Tell me more about this butt wash g Japanese toilet......
 

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If anyone chooses to question my peculiar language studies, let it be known that I have learned how to moan in 5 different languages. Yes, you read that right 5.
And your reason for needing that? :icon_rolleyes:
 

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I can say that the first time I saw a 'bidet' was in Egypt. I was in Cairo in the El Nile hotel.. a somewhat dilapidated former 4 star hotel that had what looked like to 2 toilets in my room. I thought one was for peeing and the other for copping a squat. Found out what they were REALLY for and tried it when I got drunk. Talk about a strange experience....
 

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Tell me more about this butt wash g Japanese toilet......
The toilet is a Toto. They are very expensive but I got mine from a friend that is a contractor and he had 3 new units he was going to use on a remodel and the job got effed up and he got stuck with them. I got the Toto and 2 stainless shower panels with 20 massage jets for about $1500 installed if I remember correctly as I have had it for a long time. I would not purchase a Toto again, I mean they are great but it has a lot of features I never use like auto open close lid and plays ocean sounds. In our other bathroom I put in a spaloo on the existing toilet and my wife says it is more comfortable and has all the features we actually use. Both are programmable, have warm water wash front and back, warm blow dry, deodorizer and electrolyzed water element that is supposed to keep them more hygienic.

These things sometimes tell us more about our female friends than we want to know. I can't tell you how many times while we are entertaining and someone new is there and disappears into that front bathroom for 30 minutes and has to do the walk of shame when they come out not realizing everyone else knows .....
 

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...watching Asian rape porn ( just trying to learn some of the language)...
I did NOT know that FEMA has door-to-door salesmen. VERY informative!
If ya get tired of watchin' Asian rape porn there's always the Aussie Bike porn site...

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It's a thing....
 

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Now that the toilet talk is out of the way, boy did I start a shiitstorm calling my neighbor about FEMA yesterday. As it turned out most of the people in my hood applied for FEMA money. I blame this on them and FEMA though, because most would be reasonably honest people but if you would have heard the rap from these kids ( 20 somethings) FEMA sent out to go door to door; it almost seemed to me that they may be getting compensated based on how many claims they got filed. In my opinion FEMA should not have been doing that in the first place in an area that is not under any kind of duress. I told my neighbor what I had read in the paper and that I thought he used poor judgment in getting talked into filing a claim based on false information. But we are friends and I do know though that if FEMA hadn't knocked on his door, it would not have happened.
I had people from all over the neighborhood ( some that I barely know) calling and coming to my door last night and I told all of them the same thing. I told them about the information that was in the paper and that as long as they were truthful they had nothing to worry about. Wife said I just made things worse with the neighbors. She was left with the impression that some of these people thought that I would somehow be turning them in for false claims. I made an observation and choose not to try to bilk FEMA and am disappointed in that what seems to me to be majority of the people that I live close to would not choose to do the right thing over such a small amount of money. I also thought FEMA was doing much better getting help out to people in need after all of the storms. Now I am left wondering how much better they could do if they focused on people that truly need help.
 

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They built a Mother in law studio house in the backyard and converted the garage into an apartment that they rent out to a very attractive niece that had some problems with her immediate family. I have never been real happy about this but my pervy mind will just not allow me to complain about a hot mess bad girl next door. Hey, she is 19 and one can dream. All without permits and not even close to being to code because we are not zoned to do that shiit. So for the possibility of getting a few sheckels from FEMA by lying this could cost him big time. And he deserves what comes.
Let me step up and say that I would like to come visit you some time. While I'm there I might have to disappear to said neighbor's house to help out their niece. I'd just have to keep my girlfriend from finding out some how. :badgrin:

While I'm over there I'll also throw in a good word for you by stating you own a BBC. Maybe you will all of sudden gain her interest.
 

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Let me step up and say that I would like to come visit you some time. While I'm there I might have to disappear to said neighbor's house to help out their niece. I'd just have to keep my girlfriend from finding out some how. :badgrin:

While I'm over there I'll also throw in a good word for you by stating you own a BBC. Maybe you will all of sudden gain her interest.
Oh trust me she is aware of the BBC and some of the benefits of having a sugar granddaddy, lol. But you would be welcome anytime young man! Am sure you would have a better shot than my aged self.........besides when out of state all agreements with wives and/or girlfriends are null and void, aren't they? What they don't know.....well mine has always known that I loves me some women. 2 or 3 at a time if possible.
 

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It's true what they say, honest guys finish last.... It is sad how people will work the system and get everything for nothing, and the people that need actual help get ****ed somehow...

I'm glad it seems your honest...
 

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I had a lady come by and leave some paper on my door saying I needed to contact them to start my claim. My hood was much like yours with no real damage that I was aware of. I had some minor leaks but nothing I felt the gov should have to pay for.

I didn't speak to her and only know it was a girl because I saw her on my cameras. What I thought weird is after she taped the paper to my house she took a picture of it there which lead me to believe she may be getting paid by the door or claim.
 

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I just wonder if it's a scam type of thing, you know, "hey I'm from FEMA, we wanna pay for your damages, give me all your details, sign here, thanks, I'll have all your **** shortly"
 
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