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A Christmas present to all. Just mail to courthouse within 3 days of ticket with a cover letter stating you motion for dismissal for "failure to state a cause of action for which relief can be granted" to be entered into your case. If they still want you to show up DO NOT TELL THEM YOUR NAME. DO NOT ENTER A PLEA. TELL THEM YOU CHALLENGE THEIR JURISDICTION AND STAND MUTE !!
DONT SAY ANOTHER WORD. DONT LET THEM SCARE YOU. STAND FIRM. THEYVE ALREADY LOST.
Here is what you say in court,, word for word. Do not add anything. Do not change anything. AND DONT LET THEM SCARE YOU.
When they say , are you so n so ? YOU SAY.
"I am here inpropi persona , speaking for the named defendant. I am not a U.S. citizen, but am an American National. Article 4 section 4 of the Constitution guarantees me a Republican form of government, and I invoke that into this court and I set my court. At this time i would like to challenge the jurisdiction of this court.. AND I STAND MUTE."
DONE. FINISHED. DO NOT SAY ANOTHER WORD NO MATTER HOW HARD THEY TRY, AND THEY WILL TRY.
If you feel you must,, you shouldnt , but just say, " sir, i am trying to help speed up this process for the courts sake. I will not proceed with this court until you have proven ON THE RECORD that you have jurisdiction. I researve all my rights and feel i must remind you of the 5th amendment, and your oath of office. And again i stand mute.... DONE. SHUT UP. FINISHED.
If you do anything different,, you lose. Dont blame me. If you do exactly as i do,, which isnt giving you advice, its just telling you what i do, then please , feel free to come and cheer my username :cool:
PS Dont worry about wrong forms or any mistakes you might make paperwise. You are not an attorney and so your papers dont have to be correct. They are to judge you by the substance of what you say.
Now,, idk if the damn file uploaded??? Its called sui red. Um um um
Heheehe

Thanks for that Christmas gift.

In return, please allow me to lay down some wisdom... specifically, some old Army tanker wisdom.

//-----//

An old, blind, Army tanker wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniel's.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, I think it is only fair,given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is a blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?"

The blind Army tanker thinks about it for a moment, shakes his head, and mutters, "Nope, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
 

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Thanks for that Christmas gift.

In return, please allow me to lay down some wisdom... specifically, some old Army tanker wisdom.

//-----//

An old, blind, Army tanker wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniel's.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, I think it is only fair,given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is a blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?"

The blind Army tanker thinks about it for a moment, shakes his head, and mutters, "Nope, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
That was good.
 

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This past Wednesday midday, I was side-swiped while traveling in a residential area in DC. The butt head hit me and pushed my car up onto the leftside median, and then fled the scene. I'm not hurt, the airbags did not deploy, and the damages to my car weren't major, but it won't be cheap. The responding police officer clearly indicated that I was not at fault.

If my left front tire had not been blown from being pushed up into the leftside median, I would have given chase after the butt head in full-on beast mode. As a former Army tanker, it would have been a rapid movement-to-contact followed by a violent, hasty-offense. It would not have been pretty. Probably best that I was not able to chase the butt head down, because my subsequent total loss of my sh!t would likely have resulted in the loss of my clearance, followed by the loss of my job. Over a car accident.

I just bought the car late last spring.

The butt head that hit me probably fled the scene because, as a likely, national, sovereign citizen, it is not specifically enumerated in the original US Constitution that cars and drivers that are party to a car accident have to stay at the accident scene until law enforcement arrives and assesses the car accident.

Not happy. At all.
 

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This past Wednesday midday, I was side-swiped while traveling in a residential area in DC. The butt head hit me and pushed my car up onto the leftside median, and then fled the scene. I'm not hurt, the airbags did not deploy, and the damages to my car weren't major, but it won't be cheap. The responding police officer clearly indicated that I was not at fault.

If my left front tire had not been blown from being pushed up into the leftside median, I would have given chase after the butt head in full-on beast mode. As a former Army tanker, it would have been a rapid movement-to-contact followed by a violent, hasty-offense. It would not have been pretty. Probably best that I was not able to chase the butt head down, because my subsequent total loss of my sh!t would likely have resulted in the loss of my clearance, followed by the loss of my job. Over a car accident.

I just bought the car late last spring.

The butt head that hit me probably fled the scene because, as a likely, national, sovereign citizen, it is not specifically enumerated in the original US Constitution that cars and drivers that are party to a car accident have to stay at the accident scene until law enforcement arrives and assesses the car accident.

Not happy. At all.
Figures. Pure speculation. Let me know when you have facts, you know, so the whole story is true.

Heres mine.
I was headed to work one day. 5:30am, dark. Pulled up to a red light. The only other car around was facing me on the other side of a large intersection. I was fu(€in with my stereo waiting for a green and saw a flash behind me. Looked in the mirror,, nothing. Back to the stereo,,,, flash, i looked up and it was too late. Nailed me, broke my seat, i slid to the back, the car bounced a couple times and it was quiet. Then i hear them trying to start the engine so i try to sit up and off they go. A brand new Mercedes. It took me a few getting out. I was in a 4 door but they were all wedged shut. The back bumper was against the tires and i was on the opposite side of the intersection. Finally about 10 cop cars show up and start looking for the car but no luck, until a lady pulled up and said the car was just over the bridge. "Just follow the water trail" (duh). So they find two across the street from the car and they knew it was them because the chick had a bruise down her chest. The guy said he was driving but didnt know why he was on that side of town. (Too drunk). Turned out the OWNER of the car was her old man and she and the kid were having a fling. The owner had the same chiropractor as me.
They dont know how fast he was going because there were no skid marks. But me and the guy had the same insurance company as well. WE BOTH LOST.
A license doesnt teach you to drive and even if they do have insurance doesnt guarantee they will stick around.
Nice try though.
 

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Figures. Pure speculation. Let me know when you have facts, you know, so the whole story is true.
Car accidents suck, especially when the other butt head is at fault. Sorry to hear about your not-at-fault car accident.

"Figures. Pure speculation. Let me know when you have facts, you know, so the whole story is true" ( @ReigningScorpios ).

Speculation
?! Hhhmmm. The last I checked, the butt head fled the scene. The character and the demeanor of the butt head who fled the scene are not known. So, yes, I speculate that the butt head who fled the scene likely is the sort that felt that traffic laws, traffic control measures, traffic regulations, and basic, societal norms, did not apply to him. And, yes, I speculate that because the traffic laws, traffic control measures, traffic regulations, and basic, societal norms, are not specifically enumerated in the US Constitution, the butt head likely felt he was in the right to flee the scene - probably with no thought that he was fleeing, but just contuing on his merry way.

I speculate that the butt head did not have the balls to stop, see if there were any injuries, call to report the car accident, nor the balls to stick around and await responding police arrival.

I speculate that the butt head probably lives with his parents - he appeared to be in his thirties.

I speculate that the butt head likely tries to appear like a know-it-all [email protected]$$ on social media platforms, but could not hold his own during an in-person, physical encounter.

I speculate that the butt head owns a military-style protective vest, a military style helmet, owns multiple rifles and pistols, likes to walk around in public while open caring, not only with a pistol slung low on a thigh holster, but with his rifle slung across his chest and military style protective vest, is a ranking member of a local militia, and likes to dress as though he is SEAL or Delta operator on deployment down range, but hasn't served a day in his life in any military branch nor law enforcement organization. Yet I concede that one can't be too careful when going to one's local Walgreens pharmacy to resupply one's Viagra prescription.

I speculate that the butt head is the sort to seemingly always argue and escalate things during encounters with police with the thought that laws, regulations, and basic, societal norms, don't apply to the butt head, yet would be the first person to call the cops if he, the butt head, was egregiously wronged in some manner while out and about in the public.

I speculate that the butt head doesn't have a significant other.

I speculate that it was probably best, for both him and me, that the butt head fled the scene.

Speculate? Yes, I speculate, but that's just my speculation.


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Thinking about going to an indoor weapons range to blow-off a little frustration. I wonder if Elite Shooting Sports in Manassas, Virginia, would have any issue with me using a print-out of a left side view of a black, extended cab, Chevy 2500 pick-up truck as a target. I think the outline of the driver's side door window would make a great bullseye target. That is the make, model, and color of the vehicle that sideswiped me and then fled the scene. Can't lose my security clearance putting a box or two of .40 caliber ammo through a picture of a Chevy 2500 pick-up truck driver's side window.

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Thinking about going to an indoor weapons range to blow-off a little frustration. I wonder if Elite Shooting Sports in Manassas, Virginia, would have any issue with me using a print-out of a left side view of a black, extended cab, Chevy 2500 pick-up truck as a target. I think the outline of the driver's side door window would make a great bullseye target. That is the make, model, and color of the vehicle that sideswiped me and then fled the scene. Can't lose my security clearance putting a box or two of .40 caliber ammo through a picture of a Chevy 2500 pick-up truck driver's side window.

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I wouldn't shoot a black one. You may be seen as racist.
 

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I think the outline of the driver's side door window would make a great bullseye target
Put a couple through the door just below the window as well n case the firsts ones only make them slump
 
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Car accidents suck, especially when the other butt head is at fault. Sorry to hear about your not-at-fault car accident.

"Figures. Pure speculation. Let me know when you have facts, you know, so the whole story is true" ( @ReigningScorpios ).

Speculation
?! Hhhmmm. The last I checked, the butt head fled the scene. The character and the demeanor of the butt head who fled the scene are not known. So, yes, I speculate that the butt head who fled the scene likely is the sort that felt that traffic laws, traffic control measures, traffic regulations, and basic, societal norms, did not apply to him. And, yes, I speculate that because the traffic laws, traffic control measures, traffic regulations, and basic, societal norms, are not specifically enumerated in the US Constitution, the butt head likely felt he was in the right to flee the scene - probably with no thought that he was fleeing, but just contuing on his merry way.

I speculate that the butt head did not have the balls to stop, see if there were any injuries, call to report the car accident, nor the balls to stick around and await responding police arrival.

I speculate that the butt head probably lives with his parents - he appeared to be in his thirties.

I speculate that the butt head likely tries to appear like a know-it-all [email protected]$$ on social media platforms, but could not hold his own during an in-person, physical encounter.

I speculate that the butt head owns a military-style protective vest, a military style helmet, owns multiple rifles and pistols, likes to walk around in public while open caring, not only with a pistol slung low on a thigh holster, but with his rifle slung across his chest and military style protective vest, is a ranking member of a local militia, and likes to dress as though he is SEAL or Delta operator on deployment down range, but hasn't served a day in his life in any military branch nor law enforcement organization. Yet I concede that one can't be too careful when going to one's local Walgreens pharmacy to resupply one's Viagra prescription.

I speculate that the butt head is the sort to seemingly always argue and escalate things during encounters with police with the thought that laws, regulations, and basic, societal norms, don't apply to the butt head, yet would be the first person to call the cops if he, the butt head, was egregiously wronged in some manner while out and about in the public.

I speculate that the butt head doesn't have a significant other.

I speculate that it was probably best, for both him and me, that the butt head fled the scene.

Speculate? Yes, I speculate, but that's just my speculation.


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So I speculate that you think I escalate thing when dealing with cops. And im just picking 1 in your list and here is what happens to it. Your wrong.
So its a good built up story and could easily make a bunch of weak minded people have instant attitude with people like me. And thats just wrong cause youve never met me and know nothing of my demeanor or the way i am when the cop first walk up to the door or even the judge. Your make it seem like im always in attack mode which, when you take a look at what is really happening, its just opposite. Just like me coming here to try and help people, what happens??? I get swarmed and attacked, accused of starting trouble and chased out of town. Hell i even get accused of hiding behind a keyboard by someone behind a keyboard .
It means nothing to me. I try to just ignore the trouble maker. Let them do all the ranting they want. Whatever it takes to make them feel like a man i guess. Kinda sad. But if i was what you think i am, then all these times you keep mentioning your weapons and military time, dont you think id be saying something more like " OH YEAH WELL FU€ YOU. YOU DONT SCARE ME. BRING IT ON" or something like that.????
See it can be hard to judge from a text, but all i do say it aint right and maybe a little sarcastic humor, or a little bigger sarcastic humor, but i guarantee you, im laughing when i put it down. Hoping people will lighten up, but no, just unhappy people that wont allow themselves to understand the most basic thing. The mind is made up. Nothing left to learn. Dont need to seek the truth cause they found it a long time ago. Dont remember when... dont remember from who.... but it was FACT ! SET IN STONE.
I KNOW FOR A FACT BECAUSE I REFUSE TO LOOK INTO IT !! I KNOW BECAUSE I WONT LISTEN. EVEN THOUGH MY REASON IS MISALIGNED DUE TO NOT UNDERSTANDIND THE POWER OF A LEGAL DEFINITION,, AND THAT YOUR PROOF COMES STRAIGHT FROM JUDGES AND THE SUPREME COURT,, AND THAT YOU HAVE RESEARCHED IT FOR YEARS AND HAVE MADE IT WORK,, IM RIGHT AND YOUR WRONG...
seriously, how can i get upset at people that think like that?? They dont even emberass themselves. How can i??
See, then i will make a couple easy little points they can check out , even though i know they wont, i have to have hope, and maybe the forefathers of the country could stop rolling in their graves ,, something like,, here I'll give you one that im not exactly positive on, you can correct me on this maybe. Its about how people think we HAVE TO have licenses and registration because somehow it will make for more honest drivers who can also drive better because they bought these things FOR THE SAFETY OF OTHERS, like the guy in your story, it goes something like this,,
I think it Ben Franklin that said ( problably different words but exact same meaning),
" THOSE THAT WOULD TRADE A LITTLE LIBERTY FOR A LITTLE SECURITY, DESERVE NEITHER AND WILL LOSE BOTH."
And im sure you can find an argument to that like " oh thats outta context " or whayever. BUT NO , it means exactly what it says,
IF YOU ALLOW THEM TO TAKE AWAY YOUR FREEDOMS, IN THE NAME OF SECURITY; YOU WILL END UP WITH NO FREEDOMS AND NO SECURITY, AND YOU WILL DESERVE IT.
 

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So I speculate that you think I escalate thing when dealing with cops. And im just picking 1 in your list and here is what happens to it. Your wrong.
So its a good built up story and could easily make a bunch of weak minded people have instant attitude with people like me. And thats just wrong cause youve never met me and know nothing of my demeanor or the way i am when the cop first walk up to the door or even the judge. Your make it seem like im always in attack mode which, when you take a look at what is really happening, its just opposite. Just like me coming here to try and help people, what happens??? I get swarmed and attacked, accused of starting trouble and chased out of town. Hell i even get accused of hiding behind a keyboard by someone behind a keyboard .
It means nothing to me. I try to just ignore the trouble maker. Let them do all the ranting they want. Whatever it takes to make them feel like a man i guess. Kinda sad. But if i was what you think i am, then all these times you keep mentioning your weapons and military time, dont you think id be saying something more like " OH YEAH WELL FU€ YOU. YOU DONT SCARE ME. BRING IT ON" or something like that.????
See it can be hard to judge from a text, but all i do say it aint right and maybe a little sarcastic humor, or a little bigger sarcastic humor, but i guarantee you, im laughing when i put it down. Hoping people will lighten up, but no, just unhappy people that wont allow themselves to understand the most basic thing. The mind is made up. Nothing left to learn. Dont need to seek the truth cause they found it a long time ago. Dont remember when... dont remember from who.... but it was FACT ! SET IN STONE.
I KNOW FOR A FACT BECAUSE I REFUSE TO LOOK INTO IT !! I KNOW BECAUSE I WONT LISTEN. EVEN THOUGH MY REASON IS MISALIGNED DUE TO NOT UNDERSTANDIND THE POWER OF A LEGAL DEFINITION,, AND THAT YOUR PROOF COMES STRAIGHT FROM JUDGES AND THE SUPREME COURT,, AND THAT YOU HAVE RESEARCHED IT FOR YEARS AND HAVE MADE IT WORK,, IM RIGHT AND YOUR WRONG...
seriously, how can i get upset at people that think like that?? They dont even emberass themselves. How can i??
See, then i will make a couple easy little points they can check out , even though i know they wont, i have to have hope, and maybe the forefathers of the country could stop rolling in their graves ,, something like,, here I'll give you one that im not exactly positive on, you can correct me on this maybe. Its about how people think we HAVE TO have licenses and registration because somehow it will make for more honest drivers who can also drive better because they bought these things FOR THE SAFETY OF OTHERS, like the guy in your story, it goes something like this,,
I think it Ben Franklin that said ( problably different words but exact same meaning),
" THOSE THAT WOULD TRADE A LITTLE LIBERTY FOR A LITTLE SECURITY, DESERVE NEITHER AND WILL LOSE BOTH."
And im sure you can find an argument to that like " oh thats outta context " or whayever. BUT NO , it means exactly what it says,
IF YOU ALLOW THEM TO TAKE AWAY YOUR FREEDOMS, IN THE NAME OF SECURITY; YOU WILL END UP WITH NO FREEDOMS AND NO SECURITY, AND YOU WILL DESERVE IT.
@ReigningScorpios, I wasn't speculating about you. I was speculating about the butt head who hit my car then fled the scene.

I'm not trying to scare anyone. I'm just a squirrel in the world trying to get a nut.
 

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