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I offered to get one of those for my wife so she would never have to do housework again. AND......she would never hear me tell her to wash the bike again, either. She declined my offer.........But, she did make a counter proposal.
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.For starters, I didn't know she knew words like that, and I'm not sure I'm actually limber enough to follow up on her suggestion. :censored7:
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.For starters, I didn't know she knew words like that, and I'm not sure I'm actually limber enough to follow up on her suggestion. :censored7:
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I think the promoters should be more careful to be more specific. Their carelessness caused me some trouble the other day. I went to one of those "Ride Now" events, and walked up to what I considered the most attractive lady there and told her, "I'm here and I'm ready to ride right now." She looked at me and asked me which bike I was interested in?" I paused for a second, then said, "Bike?" And it went down hill from there.
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Well, I was going to add a covered patio and grilling area this spring, but now you've got me thinking, 'what the back yard really needs is a trampoline?!'. Wonder how I'm going to break the news to the wife?
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Well, he's just starting to p!$$ me off. I'm starting to realize I'm not 25 anymore, and some of this stuff is making me want to be, again.
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.Of course, it's kinda like that old dog that loves to chase trucks out by the freeway. The bigger the truck, the more he likes to chase it. Trouble is, he'd be in a world of hurt if he ever caught one!
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.Of course, it's kinda like that old dog that loves to chase trucks out by the freeway. The bigger the truck, the more he likes to chase it. Trouble is, he'd be in a world of hurt if he ever caught one!
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Well this just hurts.....it seems I have some sort of reputation for being abrasive or willing to post things that call attention to the shortcomings of other's. Not true. I am cursed with the need to disspell myth and propagate truth. For instance, it's just cruel to suggest that JW might have a pencil d!ck, thus raising his hopes that it should be so large.
My work is done here, for now. Thank you.
My work is done here, for now. Thank you.
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I have a cat named Semi-Hemi. My wife is smarter than I give her credit for. I told her no cats a couple of years ago. She said she wanted a new cat, or a new dodge charger. Cat named Semi-Hemi : I kinda won and lost that one at the same time.
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Can't argue about the girl, but this is more my style........Class, and a smile that says oh, so much.
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Now, I really like those Victory Logos, but shouldn't they also be in braille, so as not to be discriminatory?
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I used to have your same problem. Just could not make up my mind. And a number of years ago, I spent countless hours doing research. Blond, Brunette, Red head, I gave of myself unselfishly and as much as possible in the search for which one was better. I almost ruined my health in my relentless research. And then one day, I met a natural ginger with quite a few freckles. I could have spent all day just playing connect the dots. I was hooked. I had found a whole new game to play! .......Just give me a pen, and a freckled red head and I am a very happy camper. ( you know, those freckles are not just on her face, right?)
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I'M SORRY, does that really matter........or, are you trying to start some trouble here!? :aktion086:
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And, YES! I love to see a woman riding a big bike, her own. It's hot to be sure. But in the mean time, the models will do. Every body has to make a living.
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Let me step in here and offer some assistance. Just keep posting, and let us worry about double posting or not. We'll keep a close watch on it for you.
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You need a cigarette?
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The kind you'll like.
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@primethious I have to agree completely. While the 'models' and posed over sexy women are interesting and all, it's the real women I like now. Maybe they seem more "obtainable"? Although, from where I am now, it's kinda like the dog chasing a bus. The excercise is nice and the chase has it's thrills, but I'll be damned if I really want to catch the thing.
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Thank God for the sick people in the world. Without them the place would be humorless.
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