Gorilla Glue Girl' Launches Fundraiser to Help Cover Hospital Bill, Considers Lawsuit

I am at a loss for words to describe the level of stupidity here! Not sure who is dumber, her or the people that sent money to her “go fund my stupidity account”
'Gorilla Glue Girl' Launches Fundraiser to Help Cover Hospital Bill, Considers Lawsuit — Complex

 

We have been making fun of her in the Funny Thread. I just added this.

 

The video in that link is great. So dumb!!!!

After seeing it I think her only option is to go to a barber and get them to use a straight razor to shave off her hair helmet.

 

Yeah it will have to be cut off.
She tried everything including going to hospital and having acetone used on it there.

This is great advertising for gorilla glue. It won't come off even with chemical treatment.

 

Wonder how much money she's going to make?

In going to try great stuff in my clothes while wearing them because it's cold outside

 

Me too.

Got me to thinking maybe I should do a Go Fund Me for stem cells to help my back injury. I have been seeing many strongman competitors getting it and the down pilot I know just got it. I am looking forward to him having great results. I just know it is expensive and since my injury didn't make the news like his I'm all on my own. It I won the lottery that would be one of the first things I did. Problem for me is if I started one Go Fund Me would probably take it down since I'm a cop.

 

How about go on Shark Tank and sell the idea of using "special formulated" Gorilla Glue to replace herniated discs? I'm down to less than 25% on a few so ya got a buyer here!

Or sell them on birth control? A little dab at the end point will do ya!

 

You know you may really be on to something there.

 

I used two bottles of Gorilla Glue to put the spars together on my cart. Nothing will touch that stuff when it’s cured. Moisture activates it. It foams up and fills every void and sticks to almost anything. Won’t come off your fingers for weeks. She may need to get a layer of skin peeled off her stupid head. They can check and see if there’s a brain in there while they’re at it.

 

Funyyyyy

 

If I were a representative of Gorilla Glue, I would stop the whole lawsuit in its tracks. I'd hire this girl as a spokesperson, pay her handsomely for her time, give her some air time, trademark her name and her likeness, make her hair the sole property of my company and of course there would be a lot of fine print about future lawsuits. I think... $25,000 and a lifetime supply of Gorilla Glue would appease her.

 

i hope the dumbfuck gets NOTHING .... so many stupid fucking meatbags out there. i swear to god there should be an IQ test to reproduce these days.

 

You guys aren't very nice.

 

I never claimed to be.

Now go phuck yourself.....And use Gorilla Glue as lube.

 

Well allrrigghtty then, Top Cop. Be that way. I am beginning to think by your negative comments here and elsewhere on this subject that you may very well be in that group of people that doesn't see a world class idea unless it smacks them in the proverbial head. This lovely lass is just AHEAD of her time. I sees da future, and am going full Gorilla asap. No more hair loss, haircuts, helmet hair and not to mention, I will be able to head butt an elk and win. Furthermore if I can remember his name I will be reporting some of your negative "comments" directly that genius that started the Kobe thread, the day after the ride. Tessica is a real life trendsetter, the real deal, and I for one applaud her.