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Moron at work: Hey Mr. Biker you know it's raining? LOL
Mr. Biker: Yes I do...
Moron at work: Aren't you getting wet?
Mr. Biker: Um dip sh!t I'm in the office with you right now and not out side riding!
Moron at work: Didn't you check the weather before you left for work?

Do people not get the fact that motorcycles are outdoor vehicles and that don't melt in the rain.

Arggghhhhh!
 

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My favorite is when I walk into the office; where I normally where a suit and tie, wearing; boots, jeans, and carrying a helmet,,,,and one of the newer staff I protected from being fired says,
"Riding your bike today Mr. Keith, those things are so dangerous Mr. Keith, I'd be afraid to ride one of those around here, Do you ride fast,,,aaaarrrrrrgggghhhhh!!!!!
To most of the hard working staff I'll say something like, "It's just Keith," or, "My pop was Mr., I'm not that important," but thisbrown nosing nincompoopcan call me Mr. for the rest of her confused and miserable career,,,,
However,,,,it's probably karma, because, though I'd like to believe I'm perceptive and intuitive,,,,my brain has gone waaaayyy below the ability to walk point anymore,,, I used to have a T-shirt that said "Ride or Die" on the front and "If you have to ask you wouldn't get it" on the back,,,it was just a saying to me then, but it's a self fulfilling prophecy now.
 

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Nope, doesn't bother me.

I came to the realization a long time ago that on a whole, people are ignorant to anything that doesn't impact them on a daily basis (some are just ignorant) and simply chalk it up to that, shake my head and walk away.
 

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It never makes sense to try and match wits with an idiot!
 

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the only thing I ever get is comments from others about keeping the miles off this bike like it'll retain it's value better or something.

Sorry I bought a bike to ride and i ride as much as I can.
 

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I usaully like to go with "some buy em to ride em,some buy em to shine em"
I try to tell them that with my full face,boots and raingear that whenI get home,take that stuff offI'm as dry as they are.
And for some of my harley friendsI tell them theres a reason its called the harley OWNERS group and not the harley RIDERS group!
All in good fun.
 

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keithgrey said:
thisbrown nosing nincompoopcan call me Mr. for the rest of her confused and miserable career
When I askedmy former (and now late) father-in-law what he wanted to be called, Bill, Dad, Mr Hazelton, or whatever, his reply was
"Sir will do nicely".
There are 2 guys at work who own bikes (Harley dressers). I find it funny that my bike is the only one ever parked in front of the office. I ride almost every day.
I had a woman at work looking at the increasing clouds ask me "What if it rains?", to which I replied "I get wet. It's not like it's raining battery acid, it's just water".
 
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