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@JeffD ...Try taking wife on FAST curves around the Smokies, can't hardly get back to motel fast enough:angel4:
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Tongue on the cat, here kitty kitty
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Why wait for the hotel. 10 feet inside the forest and your hidden.
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Is why we carry a blanket on the bike, poison ivy / oak or ants on your junk sucks
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Seems like the right place, right time for this:
An old indian wandered into town and headed to the Cat house. Upon arrival he was greeted by the madam, who asked him what his preference was. He replied that he wanted to have a woman before he died as he had never had one. She looked him over and told him that she could help him, but he needed to go out and get a bit of practice first. She suggested knot holes as a possibility.
He left and returned three weeks later and met the madam. She asked if he had had a chance to practice and he told her yes. So, she brought him in and let him choose his girl, a lovely little red head, of about 22 in years. She escorted him to her room and began undressing all the while asking him if he had any ideas about what position he wanted to start with. He asked her to bend over and she did. Soon as she did, he reached over and picked up a chair and smacked her across the butt, sending her head over heals tumbing across the floor. She jumped up and yelled What the hell was that all about?
To which he simply replied......Me have practice, check for bees.
An old indian wandered into town and headed to the Cat house. Upon arrival he was greeted by the madam, who asked him what his preference was. He replied that he wanted to have a woman before he died as he had never had one. She looked him over and told him that she could help him, but he needed to go out and get a bit of practice first. She suggested knot holes as a possibility.
He left and returned three weeks later and met the madam. She asked if he had had a chance to practice and he told her yes. So, she brought him in and let him choose his girl, a lovely little red head, of about 22 in years. She escorted him to her room and began undressing all the while asking him if he had any ideas about what position he wanted to start with. He asked her to bend over and she did. Soon as she did, he reached over and picked up a chair and smacked her across the butt, sending her head over heals tumbing across the floor. She jumped up and yelled What the hell was that all about?
To which he simply replied......Me have practice, check for bees.
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Couple I know were fooling around, the covers were flopping, bed springs creaking and a lot of heavy breathing going on.
One of the boys who was maybe 13 or so opened the door and asked :Mom dad, what are you doing? His dad says, " we're playing Canasta Dennis, go on on back to bed.
Well, they finished up and the old man got up to get some water.As he was passing by the boys' room he could hear noises coming from inside. He opened the door and the covers were flopping the bed springs creaking and a lot of heavy breathing going on.
Dennis what are you doing!? Dennis says, "I'm playing Canasta dad". His dad says,"you can't play Canasta without a partner".
Dennis replied, " sure you can if you've got a good hand".
One of the boys who was maybe 13 or so opened the door and asked :Mom dad, what are you doing? His dad says, " we're playing Canasta Dennis, go on on back to bed.
Well, they finished up and the old man got up to get some water.As he was passing by the boys' room he could hear noises coming from inside. He opened the door and the covers were flopping the bed springs creaking and a lot of heavy breathing going on.
Dennis what are you doing!? Dennis says, "I'm playing Canasta dad". His dad says,"you can't play Canasta without a partner".
Dennis replied, " sure you can if you've got a good hand".
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But I kind of like the echoes.
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ONLY GW riders hear...exhaust so quiet
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I can remember building goat carts out of scrap lumber laying around when I was a kid, but this kid beats is in another league.
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Do the grips survive the heat?
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Suggestion to all those looking for part time work to supplement "RETIREMENT" go to your local school - drive bus!! I have. I get near $22/hour, they paid to get the license, paid the fees for the license, paid while I went to their school to learn the rules, once at 20 hours per week ( yes 20) full medical benefits. Draw backs day is split -obviously due to pick up in am and take back home in pm. but easy to do, if ya have patience.
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Reminds me of something my Dad taught me. Never get mad just teach them a lesson : what he used to do to those that were in a hurry and hit their horn. And He did this always moving slowly, he would get out of the car and slowly walk to the front- looking down and under the car, moving clockwise around the car doing the same thing, when he got to the rear he would even get down on one knee and look under the vehicle even for a bit longer then the rest of the car. Then would slowly walk back to the "OFFENDER" and say " I do not know why you honked your horn as everything looks OK to me, did you see something I should know about? If timed correctly they got to sit there for only 2 minutes or so, but watching him and them it seemed like hours!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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