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Currently $2.40 a litre where I live.
4 litres to a gallon.
4x $2.40 =$9.60 gallon
Premium Unleaded.
Dearer down south it is so I hear.
And rising all the time.
Glad I ride a motorcycle most of the time!
 
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Man sitting in doctors waiting room.
Another person also waiting asks
"What's your problem?"
It's my cock! the man replies..

A bit later a woman walks in sits down next to the man in the waiting room and asks him same question,
Why is he here?
Again he replies he's got a problem with his cock!

Now this happens a few more times and the doctors receptionist calls the man over and says
"Hey , why do you have to be so crass? Can't you just say you have a problem with your elbow"
The man smiles, nods, gives a thumbs up and goes back to the waiting room.....

Few minutes later another person walks in, sits down, then after a while asks the man what he's here for?

Oh it's my elbow, he says...

She asks " what's wrong with your elbow?"....

Man answers politely...
" Well it's like this you see, I have a bad problem...
I can't piss outta my elbow!"
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"G'day mate! How the faaark are ya goin' ?"
...or do I say "hello sailor!"

It's a mad mad world alright.....
 
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