[Bikesofbrads]

^^^^^ If Cali’s depopulation is real, maybe a condemned outhouse without electric, water and is located in a flood prone, earthquake zone will be less than $500 k......doubtful, but they say that’s where dreams come true....in the crapper not in Cali

 

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@rainman Thanks for not showing my dads face, he still hasn't found his shoes

 

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Paid $4.58 a gallon for non ethanol 90 octane yesterday at Sunoco in Gallipolis Oh, the bike absolutely loves non ethanol but in my area it’s almost impossible to find. I hate knowing that probably today I’ll hafta fill back up with normal $hit gas, I’ll top off with 87 since it’s cool enough outside & I’ll hate every second of it. Honestly get between 2-5 mpg’s more with the non ethanol gas in every I.C.E no matter if lawn mower, car, 1 ton truck or whatever. Shame it’s not more available, wish my cheapassery would allow me to buy a 55 gallon drum of VP racing fuels C9 or C10, ( whichever they’d recommend ) YES, that’s unnecessary & overkill but who doesn’t enjoy the sweet smell of race gas & hearing a very well tuned engine as it’s making the bike haul major a$$

 

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It’s about money, it’s always been about money and will always be about having more money but sometimes it’s about power, but, to have power you first need more money so you need more money to gain more power to get more money to have all the power of having all the money. Very few ever say they have enough money so aren’t trying to create more for themselves any longer. It’s the competitive nature of humans to want it all so we win. Our species is ingenious enough to go to the moon, send things into space and also are petty enough to shoot you in the face and it’s all because of money. It’s the system we humans put into place to put other humans into their social place but luckily my motorcycle makes us all equal if only until it’s time to refuel

 

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I blame the “Fab 5”, if everyone thinks back to the early 2000’s when that show “Queer eye for the straight guy” came out it became “cool” to be “metrosexual = a well groomed, well dressed straight man, swaying to the feminine side, manicures / pedicures included. Lots of women wanted their men clean, sophisticated, to not fart or burp, to have trimmed pubs, for us men to be a little less Neanderthalic, @ least in public. But, as things usually do, it went way way too far & opened a pandora’s box that included feminism and many other new generational ideas that was founded on the basic principle that everyone’s special & everyone gets a ribbon for showing up, even if you stayed home. No more labels for anything, Guys didn’t do guy stuff anymore & girls stopped doing girl stuff unless you wanted to be outcasted as a savage, sexist or a bigot. Suddenly by 2005 It was uncool to be a regular dude with dirt under your fingernails or to be a work at home mom, dudes stopped learning how to do basic home, auto maintenance or anything that men typically had always done & women stopped cooking, doing dishes, sewing, cleaning house or anything previously labeled as a woman’s task because now the roles were reversed & everyone’s now equal, ie men playing women’s sports. So, now, most dudes under 30 years old dont know how to open the damn cars hood, how to check / change their oil, brakes, or even realize there is an air filter in their houses hvac system, most just get in whatever and goes until it won’t goes anymore & when it breaks they have zero clue what to do other than buy a whole new one. Every person getting their drivers license & every person buying a home should have to pass a training course doing basic ownership maintenance. Sorry, rant over

 

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and women should act like women and, cook!!!

And after we're finished eating do the dishes, they can do the vacuuming and laundry while we're doin man stuff but at bedtime they should "keep our pipes clean" , Blue balls, blue mood,
damn, us men are really easy

AND...:angel4:

Nothings worse than being hungry, horny & smell checking your own underwear

 

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Try taking wife on FAST curves around the Smokies, can't hardly get back to motel fast enough:angel4:

Tongue on the cat, here kitty kitty

 

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Why wait for the hotel. 10 feet inside the forest and your hidden.

Is why we carry a blanket on the bike, poison ivy / oak or ants on your junk sucks

 

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^^^^ Even though Office Space is a 23 year old movie it’s still funny as fwuk